The Late Scratch Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Odunze is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
84%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Odunze drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.