The Phantom Flag Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Odunze's stadium. Only over Odunze.
- Odunze is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Odunze's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.