The Late Scratch Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The QB looks at Odunze exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
83%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Odunze's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.