The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- The broadcast shows Odunze on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Odunze gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Odunze's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.