The Butter-Finger Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Odunze gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Odunze drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.