The Butter-Finger Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Odunze finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Odunze's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.