The Late Scratch Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Odunze gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Washington's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Odunze, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.