The Inch-Short Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- The QB looks at Odunze exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Odunze finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Odunze's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.