The Inch-Short Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Ref: "Number Odunze, that's a flag." Odunze: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Odunze gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
80%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Odunze's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.