The Shadow Coverage Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“Odunze is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Odunze will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
75%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Odunze's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.