The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Rome Odunze
Rome Odunze · CHI · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Odunze's stadium. Only over Odunze.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Odunze's week
- Odunze gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Odunze is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Odunze, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Rome Odunze in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Rome Odunze is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Rome Odunze actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.