The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The broadcast shows Flournoy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Flournoy, Flournoy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.