The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flournoy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.