The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flournoy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.