The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
- Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.
88%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Flournoy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.