The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- The broadcast shows Flournoy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
86%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.