The Dropped Pass Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
90%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Flournoy, Flournoy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.