The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Flournoy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flournoy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.