The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- The QB looks at Flournoy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Flournoy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
79%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Flournoy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.