The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flournoy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
80%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.