The Hamstring Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- The broadcast shows Flournoy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
83%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.