The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Flournoy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flournoy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.