The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Flournoy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.