The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.
- A mysterious flag erases Flournoy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Flournoy, Flournoy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.