The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.
76%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.