The Inch-Short Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Flournoy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
80%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.