The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.
- Flournoy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.