The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.