The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Flournoy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.