The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The QB looks at Flournoy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
88%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.