The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Flournoy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
- Flournoy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
79%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Flournoy, Flournoy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.