The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.
- Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
86%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.