The Late Scratch Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Flournoy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Flournoy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.