The Phantom Flag Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- The broadcast shows Flournoy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Flournoy's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Flournoy was due a breakout.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Flournoy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.