The Phantom Holding Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Flournoy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.