The Phantom Flag Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“The QB looks at Flournoy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.