The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Ref: "Number Flournoy, that's a flag." Flournoy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.
- Flournoy is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
83%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Flournoy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.