The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Southeast Missouri State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Flournoy's stadium. Only over Flournoy.
- Flournoy tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
90%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Flournoy, Flournoy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.