The Snap Count Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The QB looks at Flournoy exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Flournoy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.