The Phantom Holding Hex of Ryan Flournoy
Ryan Flournoy · DAL · WR
“Flournoy gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Flournoy's week
- Flournoy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Flournoy scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Flournoy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Flournoy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Flournoy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Flournoy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.