The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Barkley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barkley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.