The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Barkley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
85%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barkley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.