The Phantom Flag Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Barkley is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.