The Snap Count Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barkley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.