The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Barkley's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.