The Phantom Flag Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Barkley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Barkley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.