The Committee Backfield Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Barkley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barkley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.