The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Barkley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.