The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Barkley gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Barkley, Barkley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.