The Late Scratch Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Barkley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barkley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.